There’s only room for one of us in this house, you know…? I mean how do you do it, anyway? With all the answers and information and inspiring stories?

You know my boys adore you…with your perfect timing and propensity for taking direction — “lights off”,resume Spotify”, “what’s the weather forecast today?”

You even have a dry wit they seem to love — with all those knock knock jokes and sarcastic replies you’ve been programmed with by some twenty-two year old jaded software programmer sitting pretty in his Seattle office cubicle, working overtime…